Spades Slick Askboks.

What.

[Spades Slick askboks thing. Hails from a canon somewhere between the Intermission and Problem Sleuth. Also he has a Scottish accent because I am a terrible person.]

[My actual blog is here!]
25 | 2.9.2012 | 2 years ago


[AN: In which I mess with transparency again.]

i

you sick bastard

you sick twisted bastard

WHAT IN THE NAME AE’ OGOLOTH MADE YE THINK SEWIN’ LIVE DUGS TAE EACH OTHER WIS A SANE THING TAE DO?!

FUCKIN’—-

RIGHT noo thats dealt wi’

time tae get these dugs free wi’oot hurtin’ ‘em

gonnae need one ‘ae thae uh

thae… thingies

tailors use ‘em

…guess that tells me where im goin’ then

be right back ive gottae go threaten droog’s boyfriend

*MANY HOURS LATER*

cannae believe how many ‘ae thae fuckin’ dugs had owners

a’ but this wee one here

…dinnae look at me like that lad

yer cute as fuck but i cannae take ye hame wi’ me

schrodinger’d aye murder ye

an’ thats the least ‘ae yer worries

im aff hame

awa’ an’ find someone else

…ye’re really still followin’ me?

fine

its your funeral lad

304447 | 17.8.2012 | 2 years ago


seerofnight:

invaderchloe000:

bless

This is the Wal-mart Slick shops at

for the school o’ stabs
(i need tae find somewhere else tae post pictures instead o’ answering questions ‘cause this is gettin’ fuckin’ ridiculous)

seerofnight:

invaderchloe000:

bless

This is the Wal-mart Slick shops at

for the school o’ stabs

(i need tae find somewhere else tae post pictures instead o’ answering questions ‘cause this is gettin’ fuckin’ ridiculous)

(Source: petapeta, via meowgosaurus)

35 | 16.8.2012 | 2 years ago


thedramasummerx:

my little bro Robbie Swan.

scottie puppy with knife
yep i think this goes on here

thedramasummerx:

my little bro Robbie Swan.

scottie puppy with knife

yep i think this goes on here

18 | 12.8.2012 | 2 years ago


what fuckin’ response were ye expectin’ frae me

[OOC: WOW THAT SURE TOOK WAY TOO LONG. I didn’t even upload the response I was originally planning! (I think I need to find someone who speaks Scottish gaelic….)]

29489 | 21.6.2012 | 2 years ago


MASTER POST THEN!

detectiveofhilariousness:

image

FUCKING. PERFECT.

[OOC: May or may not have already been done. Depends on which Jack Noir that was.]

(Source: guystud, via meowgosaurus)

164405 | 17.6.2012 | 2 years ago


i was gonnae bash his heid in instead
but he insisted oan stabs so

[OOC: I swear there’ll be an proper update soon. I’m working on one, but it’s got a least one annoyingly complex panel and I’m a procrastinating doof.]

i was gonnae bash his heid in instead

but he insisted oan stabs so

[OOC: I swear there’ll be an proper update soon. I’m working on one, but it’s got a least one annoyingly complex panel and I’m a procrastinating doof.]

(Source: boara, via usbdongle)

58 | 10.5.2012 | 2 years ago


waffleguppies:

The Dream Team.
The net result of switching Steam names while playing through Swamp Fever yesterday. I was Tracy, Holly was Slick, and poor Rubit did not sign on for this.
(Tracy, sadly, was the only survivor. When things went tits-up at the crescendo he jammed an epi-pen full of Speed-of-the-Hummingbird into his own thigh and went sprinting off to the boat like a gazelle on crack. Sorry guys, but he’s a fairy, not a saint.)

i dinnae care that i died
i got tae’ attack a tank wi’ a machete an’ that’s a’ that coun—
…wait
WHAT AM I WEARING DOON THERE
IT WIS THAT FUCKIN’ SMOKER EARLY ON THAT TOOK MA’ GOOD TROOSERS
WASNT IT
NEXT TIME ILL HAVE HIS ERSE MARK MA’ WORDS
[ooc: I’m sorry for the lack of real updates! The backstory behind this picture… probably explains why. There will be a proper update soon, I hope! 8D; ]

waffleguppies:

The Dream Team.

The net result of switching Steam names while playing through Swamp Fever yesterday. I was Tracy, Holly was Slick, and poor Rubit did not sign on for this.

(Tracy, sadly, was the only survivor. When things went tits-up at the crescendo he jammed an epi-pen full of Speed-of-the-Hummingbird into his own thigh and went sprinting off to the boat like a gazelle on crack. Sorry guys, but he’s a fairy, not a saint.)

i dinnae care that i died

i got tae’ attack a tank wi’ a machete an’ that’s a’ that coun—

…wait

WHAT AM I WEARING DOON THERE

IT WIS THAT FUCKIN’ SMOKER EARLY ON THAT TOOK MA’ GOOD TROOSERS

WASNT IT

NEXT TIME ILL HAVE HIS ERSE MARK MA’ WORDS

[ooc: I’m sorry for the lack of real updates! The backstory behind this picture… probably explains why. There will be a proper update soon, I hope! 8D; ]

34 | 2.3.2012 | 2 years ago


are ye high?!

me o’ course

id show ye but i dinnae see us fightin’ any time soo-fdgtsdfdgfhgg;okj[l;#/

I FUCKIN’ STAND CORRECTED

VISUAL DEMONSTRATION O’ ME KICKIN’ DROOG’S ARSE INCOMING, I HOPE YE’RE WATCHING CAREFULLY

the moral o’ the story is

i’d win in a real fight if droog wasnae a fuckin’ cheating bastard

i just let him have the win though ‘cause he’s a whining bastard wi’ a loaded gun

we’d ‘ae killed him if it werenae for several things:
-droog couldnae get up fast enough wi’ that hurt leg an’ concussion
-my deck wis lying ten feet away thanks tae the fight
-die pulled some pins and gang awa’ back tae the timeline he came frae

…so noo we have tae fuck ower that jeweler’s wi’ the felt tryin’ tae beat us tae the punch

same auld same auld

11 | 22.2.2012 | 2 years ago


[AN: SLICK… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? D8]

wait, are ye really sayin’ snowman gets turned on by the accent

because she’s the only one wha makes fun ‘ae it

or at least the only person stupid enough tae say it tae ma’ face

i’m gettin’ tired ‘ae her tryin’ tae make me wear a kilt either way

(an’ i guess thanks for the accent appreciation even if i dinnae see the big deal)

an’ another thing - i a’ready said i didnae ken aboot irn-bru ‘cause i was dying ‘ae thirst when i drank it last

…fine fine ill try some ‘ae it again if itll get ye off my backs aboot it


[TO BE CONTINUED]

16 | 13.2.2012 | 2 years ago


look at yer man now back at me - sadly your man isnae me but if he wisnae a blubbering goddamn pansy he couldae been like me

WHY IS THERE A FUCKING CLOCK IN MY COCK

…that cunt itchys probably aye had something tae dae with this

and im gonnae beat the sick bastard tae death wi’ his piercing gun for it

i might ask him if snowman put him up to it first though because i widnae be surprised if bein’ in the felt has given her some sort o’ sick clock fetish


[OOC:I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT TAKING SO DAMN LONG! D8 Will do my best to answer asks faster from now on. Oh, and here’s my explanation for what Fading Light Day is. Also, I am totally aware the Scotty dog/Rubber duck in the background goes white after the first panel, but I can’t be bothered to fix that just now because it’s 2am and I’m sleepy.]